Let this recent doodle be a reminder: Are you current on your homeowner’s insurance?
You’re welcome.

Recently I noticed that my online portfolio needed some classing up, so I drew this.

*Lobster tails*

This is a quick mock up a put together a while back for an idea I was playing around with. There is a lot more that goes along with this single illustration… I have the sketches now I just need to pull it all together…

Oh look! It’s a sketch that I did recently… of garlic… with an attitude… I’m guessing she spends most evenings slamming her bedroom door and shouting “GAWD! You’re so lame!” to her parents.

A sketch of a little Black Hole character.
I plan on doing something with this guy. Not sure what. My buddy Bob suggested an animated short. Not a bad idea.

Here’s a quick sketch I did based off of the title of a chapter in the Joaquin Jackson book I have been listening to at work. It really has nothing to do with the content of the chapter… Just an excuse to draw a bear.

A quick sketch I did recently.

Good luck getting a date, pal.

Look, I don’t know what you said to him, but you know as well as I do how sensitive the living dead are. Were you complaining about your sunburn from vacation? You know he wishes that he had skin to burn, right? At lunch today did you go on and on about how delicious your toasted meatball sandwich was while he sat there silent, forced to eat last night’s cold leftover brain? It’s not easy to live, then die, then live again. They are doing the best they can… just as fast as they can… which isn’t very fast, so don’t challenge him to a footrace, ok? Remember, eventually they will probably all unionize, rise up, and attack all of us humans. Do you want to be first on their list of people to maul? All I’m saying is that a little consideration on your part can go a long way.

A quick mess of a sketch from lunch today.