Mar 04

Teddy!

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Take the hint, Teddy

Man, that Teddy Roosevelt sure can’t take a joke.
Nope, not at all…

Feb 19

Twitter sketches

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Twitter Sketches

I like Twitter. I know some people don’t, but I’m not friends with those people.
Here are a couple drawings that I’ve posted to my Twitter account this past week. They accompanied by really verbose* commentary… You know, really deep, profound stuff that you probably won’t get until you’re laying in bed at night.
I also post knock knock jokes because that’s just classy.

Click the blue bird on the right side of the screen to follow me for yourself. You’ll probably like it. Or probably not.

*In 140 characters or less.

Jan 26

Sketches

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Sketches!

I was digging around on the hard drive and came across a few sketches that I did a while back. I think there are more… somewhere…

Dec 14

Merry Christmas

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MerryChristmas 2009

Hey kiddo.

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It’s Christmas time again. I know you asked for some pretty swell things, but your mom and I have been talking, and, well, I don’t know how to sugar coat this… we’re not getting any of them for you. You weren’t bad or anything… there have just been some pretty great things on TV lately. We’re human. We like good TV. Now, dry those eyes and find the inner strength to persevere. Feels good, huh? Wait a second… that’s like a life lesson, isn’t it? Wow. I guess we did get you something after all.
You’re welcome, bucky.
Have you seen the remote?

Dec 10

Christmas tree

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Christmas Tree

“What an amazing pink Christmas tree!” you’re probably saying to yourself, “Look at how bright it is! Only a very strong and brave person could handle such a powerful tree. It’s like having the sun in your living room! And decorating it in lights and glass bulbs! I tremble at the thought of such a person! Who could this person be?!”

It would be me… sure, my family helped some, you know, setting it up, decorating it. The safe stuff. Me? I grabbed danger by the throat and put it in a choke hold: I plugged the tree in.

Sorry ladies, I’m taken.

Nov 11

This is me.

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This is me.

This is me. I have a beard. I have a crazed stared. I probably live next door to you.

Nov 11

Veterns Day

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Germans in the Woods from Rauch Brothers on Vimeo.

86-year-old World War II veteran Joseph Robertson fought at the Battle of the Bulge. Over 60 years later, he still cant forget one soldier he killed there.

Nov 06

Potato Pal

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Potato Pal

The other day, my son was playing with a potato. I asked him about it and he called it “Putt-Putt”. After he went to bed, I took a picture of it.

Oct 27

Halloween Countdown #3

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Less than a week to go! Here is number three.
Are you scared yet?

Oct 23

Halloween Countdown #2

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Halloween Countdown #2

We’re inching closer and closer to that particularly spooky day that we all know and love, so, in anticipation, here is the second Halloween inspired illustration in the scare induced series.

There will be more coming in the days leading up to the 31st, so be sure to check back to get your ghoul on.